Wednesday, March 07, 2007

The Fellowship of the Ring

My Roommate, The Roommate's Girlfriend, and I have just finished dinner. The Roommate's Girlfriend has made a b-line to his bedroom and shut the door while he and I are doing the dishes.

Me: Well, it seems that we have lost her for the evening
The Roommate: She's probably tearing apart the room for the ring.
Me: Speaking of which, where are you hiding it?
The Roommate: The less you know, the better.
Me: Oh jeez...
The Roommate: Seriously, you will wake up one day she'll have a knife to your throat and be screaming, "WHERE IS IT?!? WHERE IS IT!!!" You don't want that. I'm just protecting you.