My Roommate bought the engagement ring today, he brought it home, and was a fount of conversation:
My Roommate: Is it big enough?
Me: Absolutely. Are you sure you want to go through with this?
My Roommate: Of course.
Me: Ok, good, I'd worry if there was doubt.
My Roommate: Besides if she gets shitty I just won't give it to her.
Me: Must be nice to having sex on a regular basis again.
My Roommate: It only took me $14,000 to ensure that was happening. It's like she's my own personal whore.
Me: I don't think I would tell her that.
My Roommate: Probably not a good idea.
Me: I'd phrase it something like, 'You're the only hooker for me.'
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