The day has gone like this:
- Spilled coffee on myself chasing after a woman that left a bunch of papers in Starbucks. (No good deed goes unpunished)
- Was called disrespectful, unprofessional and an asshole by two different clients in separate phone calls (“gripe fests”) due to my partner not calling them back. (Thanks boss)
- Cut myself (on the joint of my finger) while finalizing a settlement demand packet, bled all over the demand packet and could only stop the bleeding with a Barbie Band-Aid. (The bloody demand was still sent...take that claims adjustor!)
- Was informed I violated a bankruptcy court rule regarding the disclosure of protected personal information by opposing counsel. (Ignorance is excuse, right?)
- And was served with a sua sponte motion telling me I get to show why I shouldn’t be held in contempt of court. ("Your honor, I stewpid, don't jail me")
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