My mother has always encouraged me to share my faith with others

Artful Blogger: I immediately think “Oh God”
Artful Blogger: But
Artful Blogger: but there is always that other possibility
Artful Blogger: Ugh
Artful Blogger: knots suck
Namby Pamby: yeah
Namby Pamby: they do
Namby Pamby: just gotta stay as positive as possible
Namby Pamby: when that fails
Namby Pamby: turn to faith
Namby Pamby: in single malt scotch

Maybe this wasn't the type of religious discussions that she had in mind...