Today has sucked since yesterday

1. I walked into the office bathroom and was greeted by a huge cockroach in the toilet. Good morning to me.

2. I was in a meeting with one of my partners talking as lawyers do (about the Masters) when one of my clients called him looking for me. He put her on hold and asked “Is she crazy?”

3. I began reviewing the final and key medical records that arrived over the weekend. As has been the tone for the morning, I quickly realize that these are not the surgical records that I had requested from the hospital. They were the expansive STD tests of my client.