Out with the old, in with the...um...old

2009 is starting off with a blast:

--I spilled my morning coffee while walking upstairs from the coffeemaker to the shower.
--It was 12 degrees this morning and I was told that that was going to be the high temp for the week.
--My new Cook County ID picture makes me look drunk (which I suppose is a step up from the serial killer look I had last year).
--I didn’t look before sitting, thus I fell into the toilet bowl. Again.

Is it too early to take my 2009 mulligan?

On the upside though:

--I haven’t had to lie to a client.
--I haven’t missed a court appearance nor blown a statute.
--I’m wearing pink.

I’ve got that going for me…which is nice.