Friday, June 13, 2008

Year 26, Day 1

It’s been a fantastic start to my 26th year:

  1. No sleep due to drinking coffee at dinner and then having a hurricane show up parked over my house.
  2. Due to the lack of sleep/hangover I’ve been feeling terrific all morning
  3. It’s hot, humid, and I was sweating profusely in court; after going to the wrong courtroom. Twice.
  4. I almost wore sunglasses while in front of the judge (I believe the conversation would have been something like ‘Counsel, you are wearing sunglasses’ “It’s bright in here and I’m hungover, your honor”)
  5. The grand finale: I was not paying attention in the bathroom and I fell in the toilet.
I am awesome.