I'm an attorney whose immense brain power shocks opposing counsel into submission

I keep having this problem where I'm leaving a voicemail for an attorney or I'll be on the phone with them and I will forget my phone number halfway through.

I can only imagine what that sounds like:

"Hi, this is Namby, I'm calling on the Smith case, please get back to me at 123...uh...[cough]...ah...4567."

Pure Genyus

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UPDATE: So it turns out that I've written a bunch of letters today to mailing addresses in the state of 'Ilinois'

Smrt.