Thanks for asking, because I am ready for some football

I have watched a lot of the NFL draft. So much so that while I was at a concert last night, sitting six rows from the Concert Pianist, I had my iPhone in hand hitting refresh every 30 seconds trying to find out what was going on. Yes, I am that douchebag from the ESPN mobile commercials.

I am watching more of the NFL draft. I love the trades. I love the analysis. I love the fact that Mike Hart and Colt Brennan have not been drafted. Conversely, Mel Kiper's hair scares me.

I keep watching because in my heart of hearts I believe that if I let my brain get sucked out by the NFL Network, it will be football season come next weekend.

I love football.