Friday, April 25, 2008

Ezekiel 25:17: A motion tactic from Pulp Fiction

This morning I'm thinking of leading with this:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
And then I plan to bitchslap the hell out of respectfully win my motion argument against the chickenshit honorable and esteemed opposing counsel.

Happy Friday!

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Update: It's quite upsetting when you are geared up for a fight {Or at least a little verbal sparring} and the opposing counsel who was filling in for the previously mentioned chickenshit honorable and esteemed opposing counsel apologizes for the other attorney and gives you more than you hoped for.

Happy Friday!