How to induce a freakout

I always endeavour to find ways to make your lives more entertaining. Here is my new failsafe way to cause a public spectacle at a local coffee shop:

1. Take a 34 question tort MBE practice exam as supplied by BarBri.
2. Grade practice exam.
3. Get 5 of the 34 questions correct.

The optional fourth step is to discover that you graded the practice exam with the wrong answer key.