It is a 1:45am. I am asleep. My alarm is set for 7:15 so that I can get myself ready to go golfing early Saturday morning. My phone rings and I answer:
My Friend: Yo! What are you doing?
Me: I am sleeping, we've got that early tee time tomorrow.
My Friend: I know! I accidentally got drunk. I just called [the other guy we are going golfing with] to make sure that he was awake.
Me: I am sure that he appreciated that.
My Friend: I didn't want either of you two to have a competitive advantage on me on the course tomorrow by sleeping more than I did.
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