Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Night Class

There is a trio of us 3Ls. We are upstanding citizens:

  • 3 Pitchers before night class.
  • We toasted the night class professor 10 times [Last week: only six toasts].
  • The 3L line of the night: "I promised myself not to buy dope until I finished the Character and Fitness application"
  • We were all late to class and we smell like a bar
  • I may or may not have used the phrase "I would like to have hot, dirty relations with her" while in class
  • 30 minutes seems like two of us who have been drinking are quite loquacious and make a hell of a lot of sense making a presentation on discovery motions