I'm taking today off. It's just that simple. I am a slacker and a shame to my mother:
There will be no drinking for me today.
I woke up drunk this morning and I need to be at work soon, but yet I'm having trouble standing. It's going to be a long day.
Update: While en route to work I could not stop laughing when two people almost got into a fist fight on the train. I loved being packed into a train car like a sardine. A standing sardine. A standing sardine whose world would not stop spinning.
Update, the Second: Turns out that I was not the drunkest of the bunch last night. That is fantastic.
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