One Last Toll Plaza

Tuition is paid. The Credits are there. My GPA is above the minimum. I'm all set to go.

Or not.

I had to apply for graduation today, 24 hours in advance of the Deadline. If you don't apply [or so the website warning goes] you won't graduate, become a lawyer, or ever carnally know a woman again.

So I applied for graduation. 25 seconds later, I was done. This mystic process consisted of giving the address of where you want your diploma sent after graduation. That was tough. I almost broke a sweat.

And then got the message: your student account has been charged a non-refundable $100 dollars for your graduation application.

Thanks Law School...Thanks for everything