Showing posts with label Happy New Year. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Happy New Year. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Starting off the New Year right (Alternately Titled: I'm a lawyer, not a genius)

I had the priceless idea of heading home from the party I was attending around 2am. I was tired. A little buzzed. And there was a big day of football to watch the next day so I had reason to sleep.

The party I was attending was about two miles directly south of where I live. 2 miles directly south of where I live is what some would call the ghetto.  2 miles south of where I live is not an area cabs frequent at most times. 2 miles south, at 2 am, in 2008, is a fantastic place to walk from.

Did I mention that it was windy and snowing?

I've heard it said that whatever you are doing New Years Morning is a good indication of how your year will go. This is what I have to look forward to:

  1. Trudging through wind, snow, and then randomly stepping in 4 inches of water while wearing sneakers
  2. Being hassled by a bum
  3. Shrinkage
It's going to be a damn good new year.