Monday, November 08, 2010

Monday Morning Do Not’s

(1) Do not Google a surgical procedure or medical condition that you have never heard of before and then click the link for photos. You will be nauseous.

(2) Do not answer the phone from the phone number you recognize but can’t remember why you recognize it. You will need treatment for screaming client induced hearing loss.

(3) Do not ask a client “what sort of settlement money are you seeking to get?” You will respond improperly much to their frustration (“Oh yeah? Well, I want a pony”) and your detriment.

Happy Monday Everybody.