I've decided to get sick. I've also decided to begin to self-medicate. While at the office:
The issues with this approach are many as (1) I think all of my medications have expired [potentially years ago], (2) I'm already suffering from a NyQuil hangover and (3) No one ever said I was a genius to begin with.
It's going to be a fun afternoon as I sit at my desk praying that I don't start halluncinating.