Thursday, September 23, 2010

Best client ever

My friend is an attorney. He deals in matrimonial law and things like that that I just don't understand:

Friend: I had a client come into my office today.
Me: Like most days...
Friend: She was crying.
Me: Like what I just said.
Friend: She just got arrested.
Me: That happens.
Friend: She asked me to talk to her husband.
Me: So?
Friend: She wanted me to tell her husband why she got arrested.
Me: Why's that?
Friend: Prostitution.

I've spent the last two days begging to be in the room when this meeting happens.