I’ve been asked to represent one of my friends in an administrative matter. He’s only starting to grasp the magnitude of his error.
I filled out the paperwork, went to his office yesterday for his signature and we went to the department to file our documentation. He and I got shuffled around from office to office until we finally get latched up with, as best as I can tell, is the boss of this governmental office:
Boss: How can I help you?As we were leaving the area and heading back to my friend’s office, we passed an Illinois State Trooper. I walked up to him, pointed to my friend and whispered: “He didn’t pay his taxes, please arrest him.”
Me: He didn’t pay his taxes, arrest him.
Me: Big time criminal here, arrest him.
Friend: Some sort of lawyer you are.
Who needs legal help? Anybody? Hello???