Monday, March 22, 2010

This Monday is going for a sweep of the Suck Awards

First call of the day: Father describing son’s “botched” circumcision. In detail.

Second call of the day: Woman describing her brother’s “botched” oral surgery. Where he had 25 teeth pulled. Because he didn’t brush his teeth.

Legal Process of the Day: I got served. [The perks of being a registered agent]

Argument of the day: Arguing (and losing) what the law is with a records clerk. Apparently, I know nothing.

And the Oscar Sucker goes to…