After extensive research and experience, I’ve had it with the assholes in this profession.
You know who you people are (yeah, I said you people). You are the ones that don’t answer your phones, don’t return e-mails, communicate via motion, yell, scream, bitch, moan, shout, pontificate, or just act in a way that degrades this profession. Here is my message to you: You are an attorney, not a deity. You went through three years of hell to become a well-dressed flunky. Get over it.
Effective immediately, I announce that the asshole policy is simple: I won’t be one. When dealing with an asshole: I will respond with kindness.
And sanctions.
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