Holiday Cheer

Me: What’s the weather doing out there?
Attorney: It’s just starting to snow.
Me: I hear it’s supposed to be bad over the next couple of days.
Attorney: I can hope.
Me: I hear ya.
Attorney: Maybe the relatives won’t make it. If only I could be so lucky…
Me: I was thinking about all of the auto accidents that are about to happen.
Attorney: What?
Me: Just looking for more clients.
Attorney: You’re sick.