Don't try and pull a fast one on the guy on DayQuil

Interrogatory #4: Did you receive a ticket or citation as a result of the car accident at issue in this lawsuit?

Answer: I was cited for driving under the influence of alcohol and driving under the influence of alcohol, BAC level above .08

Interrogatory # 12: In the 24 hours prior to the accident, had you consumed any alcoholic beverages?

Answer: No.

Time for the Supplemental Interrogatories:

Supplemental Interrogatory #1: In the 24 hours prior to the accident, were you really fucking hammered?

Supplemental Interrogatory #2: While answering these interrogatories, how many drinks did you have?

I'm an ass.