Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Pencils down, pulse rate up

I'm not sure if this means I should be rooting for the one bar-taker in the office or not:

Me: Bar results come out tomorrow.
Attorney: Do they?
Me: Going to do anything special for your new attorney if she passes?
Attorney: Get her drunk and take advantage of her?
Me: How about something that we all can take part in?
Attorney: I’ll let you watch.
Good luck to all who are waiting on pins and needles for the news. Take note from when I went through this process: Scotch works as (1) a weapon against anxiety, (2) a pain-killer and as (2) a Molotov cocktail.