Thursday, July 02, 2009

Bad to Bad to Bad

Bad Night: Getting blackout drunk on a Wednesday.

Really Bad Night: Being too drunk to go home, so, you get the great idea to crash at the office.

Things go from Really Bad to Even Worse: One is so drunk that he wanders into an office adjacent to his own and disrobes to his boxers.

Ugh: Then this one gets the great idea to sleep on the couch. Of the office reception area.

Good, Good Morning: Having an attorney and clerk walk past your passed out partially clothed form and not notice.

Bad, Bad Morning: Having said attorney and clerk find the clothes strewn over said adjacent office.

Really Bad Morning: Having the office receptionist wake you up and send you back to your office to get dressed.