I'll start by saying that I've been under the weather the past three days. I cannot tell you how much fun it is to be running a low grade fever, being outside in 80 degree weather with 145% humidity and going to work. It's totally awesome.
This morning, I got to jaunt out to one of the County Courthouses and, since I'm under the weather, I was running late.
I had a 9:00 call and at 8:56, I am still a mile from the Courthouse. After attempting to run a driver lacking any mental ability (WHY ARE YOU GOING 7 MILES AN HOUR???) off the road, I am speeding towards the Courthouse parking lot. I'm preparing to take the turn in at 40 miles and hour when I see...what the... the parking lot is closed.
And filled with a frigging traveling circus:
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