Monday, May 18, 2009

Pomp, Circumstance, Spellcheck

Friend: My sister in law, the high school dropout, sent out an invite for her son’s junior high graduation party.
Me: Don’t tell me that she spelled something wrong
Friend: I’m looking at this thing and something is just not right.
Me: Oh no. She did.
Me: Gradution. Ha.
Friend: Maybe she did it on purpose as a lesson…if you drop out of high school, you won’t be able to spell.

On a side note, congrats to all you recent graduates (or gradutes if you will) and I kindly ask that you please don’t take my job.