She gets the staples of life, I get the thrill of flying by the seat of my pants

We all know that Daisy got a shiny new job in the corporate world. Let's just say that there are distinct differences in what we go through on a day to day basis:

Me: how be the work thang?
Daisy: you know
Daisy: in at 7:15
Daisy: out at 3:15
Daisy: CORPORATE AMERICA DARLING
Me: You'll come to miss the work starting at 6:00am. Ending at 10 p.m.
Me: Paychecks that may bounce
Me: shitty clients, contingency fees, and you know...court
Me: PERSONAL INJURY LAW DARLING

She leaves her office about the time I am normally eating lunch. Paging Jealous, party of one, Jealous, party of one your table is ready...