Monday, March 30, 2009

Monday Morning Client Call

Client: Why am I talking to you and not to your Partner?
Me: He’s been out sick. Ebola. I think he’ll be back in today. Maybe.
Client: He let his blood alcohol level drop. That’s why he’s sick.
Me: Excuse me?
Client: You gotta keep your blood alcohol level high. Lowers your risk for disease. Lowers your risk for cavities.
Me: Doctor, you are giving me a reason to drink on the job and you realize that this is best conversation I’ve ever had with a dentist.
Client: Drinking and sex…great cavity preventors. Trust me, I’m a doctor.