Monday, March 23, 2009

In other words, I am not Denny Crane

I have a trial tomorrow and I’ll be spending the “day” preparing for it. By preparing I mean rehearsing my opening “Everything he just said is bullshit. Thank You” with the appropriate inflection.

It’s bittersweet since I love the actual trial moment but there is no question that the Plaintiff is going to win. Why do I know this? Because I am admitting liability.

I’ve got some good things to impeach with and a few other items to cloud the damage figure, but this isn’t like Plaintiff’s work. That element of ‘what if’ is just not there. It’s like Titanic, without the intrigue of a topless Leonardo Dicaprio Kate Winslet.