Life in the City
Hot Female Friend: "You want to come out tonight?"Me: "Absolutely, what do you have in mind?"
HFF: "A bunch of us [her and her model friends] are going to head to out to a late dinner then to the club. I think [Lists several well known professional athletes] are coming out as well. Should be a good night"
Me: "Sweet. Count me in"
Life in the Burbs
Hot Female Friend: "You want to come out with us [her and her model friends] tonight?"Me: "I do, but I've got an early deposition in the boonies tomorrow"
HFF: "You sure? We are heading out to dinner and then the club??"
Me: [Slaps self in face] "Yeah, unfortunately"
HFF: "Too bad"
I am so awesome. Not.
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