It is not patriotic to pay taxes.

But I'll tell you what patriotism is: watching the debate while having the TV's picture in picture block Joe Biden's Jowels and Sarah Palin's Breasts.

Go. Cubs.

FIRST UPDATE: The floating heads of Biden and Palin have filled Soriano's body. I am scared.

SECOND UPDATE: I was listening to something about Bosniacs and the Cubs defense went straight to hell. Then I flipped back to the game and I missed the talk about John McCain 'tapping' Sarah Palin. Bad defense and a horny senator...this is must see TV