Monday, February 11, 2008

Litigation now, ambulance later

Starting the day off right:

Me: [Picking up the phone] This is Namby, how can I help you?
Her: Uh...yes, I want to speak with an attorney
Me: Speaking
Her: Uh...yes...I was in an accident. I was walking around my townhouse complex and there was ice. And I slipped and fell. My face hit the concrete. And my neck and knee hurt.
Me: When did this happen?
Her: About 20 minutes ago
Me: Did you call 911?
Her: I wanted to call an attorney first
I love people.