I just took an internet IQ test while sitting on the toilet. Turns out that I'm somewhat 'intelligent.' I'm so 'intelligent' that while taking this test on the toilet that my legs and my ass have fallen asleep.
I get paid to dress pretty, go to court and talk to crazy people.
ABA Tested, Mother Approved
- The Namby Pamby
- Chicago, Illinois, United States
- Licensed Attorney and Closet Chick-Flick Fan
Legal Hijinks, News and Analysis
Kitschy things I've designed
Attempting the funny 140 characters at a time
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Good reads, Smart people and Hot Women
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Can't Fight the Inevitable10 years ago
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First blog post8 years ago
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Vote, You Bastards13 years ago
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That's 4 down...8 years ago
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Jotting9 years ago
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'Tis the season for change12 years ago
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Hello world!8 years ago
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Our 2014 Christmas Cards10 years ago
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Happy Holidays13 years ago
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O-H! I-O!14 years ago
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Hey...so...blogging?11 years ago
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