Spring Back, Fall Forward

I've never understood the clock changing thing. It likely has to do with the fact that I was dropped on my head as a child, teenager, and lawyer. Or maybe the fact that I don't wear a watch and my iPhone automatically changes when this biannual event occurs. Regardless, my brain crashes when the clocks change.

I don't show up an hour early to previously scheduled events. I'm not late to anything. It's more that I go to bed an hour earlier. And then wake up. Every 2 hours. [My prostate is fine, jackass]. I hate clock changing, just because it messes with my chi (or just my internal clock). On the brightside, I have an additional few hours to apply for jobs.

On the downside, I've started to freebase used coffee grounds.