It's always a good year for Franzia

I was out at what is regarded as the best wine bar in the city tonight. Thankfully, I was off the hook for the tab. When someone else is footing the bill I am not the type to go nuts and get the most expensive thing on the menu. Unless I am being told to do so.

One glass that I was ordered to try tonight was $68. A 1910 Vintage. I've never tasted anything so good before.

Someone needs to give me a job so I can enjoy these finer things in life. [Please?]