Grace, Scarlett and Daisy Duke, and The Wayward Esquire and yours truly are out for drinks...the following are a few select quotes of the evening:
"My brother's story will end 'and then he turned the gun in himself" --Grace
"My biggest problem is when girls give you a blow job and think they are starting a fire" -The Wayward Esquire
"It can't be as bad as getting a blowjob as if the girl thinks she is eating edamame"--Grace
"I don't like porn, I cry when I watch porn" --Daisy
"Your thoughts on Anal...." --Scarlett
"I think I just gave my forehead rug burn" --Yours Truly
At the bar: "This conversation is awkward when you are sleeping with someone at the table" --Daisy
From one of our friends telling the worst blowjob ever story: "And then a hand came from the depths towards my nipple...not in the good way; it was like she was trying to read braille"
We are a unique group.
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