I regret to inform you of the loss of your man card...

My Roommate: (from the other room) I hear what you are watching!
Me: [Flips the channel to ESPN and acts like nothing happened]
My Roommate: (coming into the living room) Very subtle turning to football.
Me: I have no idea what you are talking about
My Roommate: Don't try to act like there's nothing going on here. I know what you were watching.
Me: [Silence]
My Roommate: You don't have to say anything because you are guilty. You know you are better than this. But yet, you are still recording the damn Justin Timberlake concert.