Wednesday, August 08, 2007

This is why I haven't been licensed to practice law

Attorney: I got this letter from the opposing side today. They have announced their intentions to sue my client.
Me: What are they asking for?
Attorney: My client [the buyer] walked on the purchase of a house and they are going to ask for specific performance.
Me: BarBri taught me that they won't get specific performance.
Attorney: If I was representing the other side, I would have written the same letter.
Me: I think that you should tell the other attorney to "Bring It" and make sure you toss in a "Biatch" just for good matter.