The PR Firm is Back for a Second Day

The Namby Pamby PR Group
Wicker Park
Chicago, Illinois
August 28th, 2007

Dear Senator Craig (R-Brokeback Mountain),

As a PR specialist, I specialize in special areas of specialization in terms of Public Relations and you sir, are in need of some "special" help. I couldn't help but notice that your name has popped up on the Drudge Report when you allegedly sought to "suck a golf ball through a garden hose" in an airport bathroom.

My professional opinion is simple: you're fucked.

Toodles,

Namby

P.S. Thinking Fool said it best

P.P.S. Senator, I believe you when you say you are not gay. You are as straight as Rock Hudson.