Just give it a second it'll eat at you

My Mom: Why are you going to Vegas?

Me: It's a Bachelor Party

My Mom: I see...[I can hear my dad talking to her but I can't hear what he is saying]...

Me: Dare I ask what he is saying to you?

My Mom: He just wanted me to remind you that at your age, he had been married for 2 years...

Me: Is there a reason that I should know this or should I just get drunk and marry someone at a wedding chapel in Vegas?

My Mom: No reason.