The Pressure's On, You Make the Call

The scenario is this: The bar exam is 13 days away. BarBri ended this morning. You are not enrolled (nor have you taken) PMBR. You just got a phone call from a potential dream employer setting up an interview. WHAT DO YOU DO?

A. Cite the Rule Against Perpuities and grant the motion to vacate your mom.
B. Order the Conviser v. Kaufman v. Spak UFC Pay-Per-View Special.
C. Hang up the phone and run nakedly inebriated through your Puerto Rican Neighborhood.
D. Drink, Masturbate, and Cry [Repeat]