Parental Chats that I could have lived without

The Location: My parents house.
The Setting: Watching TV with my Parents when the term 'Booty Call' is used.

My Father: What's a Booty Call?
Me: .......... [Maybe if I don't move nor speak he won't notice that I am still sitting next to him]
My Father: [Louder...like I didn't hear him the first time] What's a Booty Call?
My Mother: It's sex, dear.
My Father: [To me] Have you ever had a Booty Call?
Me: Dad, there are just some topics that I don't want to cover with you.

Honoring my Father and Mother by avoiding one awkward conversation at a time.