In the word's of my Roommate's fiance, "I can't believe we got that obnoxious guy from Florida"

Me: [Answering my phone right after the Bull's drafted Sergeant Fugly] NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
My Mom: I thought I heard you swearing all the way out here
Me: The country is laughing at us.
My Mom: I think he looks like Michael Jackson
Me: I think that's an insult to Michael Jackson

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UPDATE: After a profanity-ladened phone call (with a guy who has a guy with the Bulls) it has been said that when Bozo the Clown shows up to training camp in the fall, his head will be shaved. Maybe after that, just maybe, he will look somewhat normal.