Saturday, June 23, 2007

The Coffee Effect

I woke up early because because my neighbor was having wild sex at 6 in the morning I needed to study. I started the coffee and sat down with a 74 question practice test. I broke it up into 3 separate chunks and went to work on it. The results speak volumes about my need for coffee:

Pre-coffee: 50% correct
While drinking my first cup of coffee: 75% correct
After the first cup of coffee and into the second cup: 90% correct
I wonder if I can petition the bar examiners to let me have a coffee pot hardlined into me while I take the actual test.