Today is my second to last day at work. I've been productive so far:
- Cleaned out my desk
- Threw a bunch of un-filed crap on one of the other clerks desk
- Set up a job interview
- Bequeathed my 16-inch softball sized rubber band ball to the most senior of the remaining clerks
- Doled out several comic strips (that were hanging on my office wall) to various attorneys
- Got invited to go the Yanks-White Sox Game tonight
- Took advantage of my last opportunity to steal office supplies with reckless abandon
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