Putting my best face forward...into the glass

Me: I've been working here for almost two years now and every time I walk into the Managing Partner's office suite, I can never remember which way the door opens.
Associate: When I first started here, I used to have an office over there and I could never remember either. It's just backwards from all of the other doors in this building.
Me: I walked face first into it just a few minutes ago.
Associate: You typically do those things, so it is not the door's fault.