My reasons for drinking at 4:45 in the afternoon

1. Britney has shaved her head
2. Harry Potter has decided to go naked and there are photos on Drudge
3. The Trial Team owns my soul
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10:20 Update: The Trial Team is still owning my soul. Hopefully Bottle #2 (Gustave Lorenz, Pinot Gris, 2005) and The Departed will attempt to rectify (or at least aid) the situation.