The Senior Slide has claimed my motivation

My seminar paper is due Monday. It's floating around 18 pages. It has to be 30 or more. And it's crap

The writing. The content. The argument. A University of Phoenix Online Freshman could wax rhapsodic on this topic compared to the crap I am trying to pass off as 'scholarly.'

I just read the thing for the first time two days ago. I have sentences that start, but don't end.

Grammar and I have a tenuous relationship. By tenuous I mean that I have no concept of what is good grammar. [And in the past two sentences, I misspelled grammar twice {now a third time} and only knew it when the spell checker caught it]

I hate my paper.